Stupidity runs amok… more specifically MY stupidity.

2 09 2011

So here’s what I had planned to do today on Day 1 of my 4 day weekend”

– Shower
– Sort the Avon order and contact my clients to arrange delivery.
– Spend about an hour with just me and my idea book and brainstorm book ideas.
– Put in a movie and get on the Gazelle for about an hour.
– Shower again, because, obviously.
– Tidy up a little
– Watch a little TV
– Write a post
– Go pick my husband up at work.  
What from the list I’ve actually accomplished at almost 1pm. 
– Shower
What I’ve accomplished that WASN’T on the list
– Left my brain in bed sleeping, apparently.
– Answer the door to a sales guy – supposed sales guy 
– Watch his little demo of his magic cleaning stuff to take off paint, brake dust and some sort of something off our porch banister. 
– Stupidly say my husband wasn’t home.
– Panic because I just told a total stranger that my husband wasn’t home.
– Call the police to tell them that I’m an idiot and am now nervous because some stranger knows my husband isn’t home.
– Call my husband to tell him he married said idiot.  
– Obsessively go out front and out back repeatedly to make sure no one is sneaking up on my house to break in/kill me/rape me/murder me/kill my animals.
And oh, I did wrote a blog post.  



2 responses

2 09 2011

You did wrote it? LMAO. Oh lord girl! I'm so glad you managed to get the blog post in because it gave me the best giggle of the morning.

I never ever worry about being raped/killed/assaulted/ect. I probably should, but it just never enters my mind. I'm always too worried about seeing a ghost or the boogeyman in my closet.

This post is why I ♥ you.


2 09 2011
Hamlet's Mistress

Oh, Spot. Now that you commented on my typo, I can't fix it our your comment will make no sense . See how selfless I am? I would rather give the blogosphere more evidence of my idiocy than have your comment make no sense.

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